the nhl being back got me thinking about hockey. i used to really like hockey, but i haven’t watched it much at all in about the past 10 years or so. i haven’t really watched any sports in the past 10 years to be honest. i used to love hockey and baseball, then when i hit puberty that all pretty much went down the tubes. anyway, i’ve decided how they could make hockey cool again. they should give it the same rules as blades of steel and then it would be totally worth watching. that way you’d have stuff like the only penalty ever given is the penalty for losing a fight. that’s a rule that definitely should be implimented. as well, players should be allowed in the goal crease whenever they want to make it easier to score goals, but in return the goalie is allowed to smack the player to the ground mercilessly with his stick and the player can’t do anything about it. also, a giant red arrow needs to float above the goalie showing the players where to shoot. that would rock. to top it off, a sound chip with a voice clip of don cherry yelling “hit the pass!” needs to be put inside every hockey puck. if they did that to hockey, it would definitely be worth watching. um, yeah.
