breaking news of the year!
yesterday i bought a pair of winter boots at wal-mart for $30! stop the presses! this is an amazing thing! how could i have ever done this to myself? they’re big black rubber winter boots! oh no!
actually i like them, but my wife hates them. she hates them so much she wants to stab them with a knife and kill them. she’s so cute when she doesn’t like a pair of boots!