Archive for March, 2005

boogies and snot and poop and pee

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005

i reissued the first mp3.com banana yellow album that i made (besides that 11 minute pudkuf crap, mostly because i lost that one) on cafepress.com. i’ll probably put the other 2 up sometime soon as well. of course i don’t expect anyone to buy them but hey, i’m having fun here.

hey, what’s up?

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005

seeing as i hardly ever update this front page anymore and i update my blog (fairly) often, expect to see the two merge before too long… i know it sounds scary, but oh well, that’s life.

the infamous wilderness beast is now available on a bright disgusting yellow shirt

Sunday, March 13th, 2005

this isn’t my day

Wednesday, March 9th, 2005

so here’s a run-down of the days events so far, and it’s not even lunch time yet…

  • 3:30 AM - I wake up to a loud crashing sound. It’s storming outside. My wife asks me to check it out. I go downstairs, take a quick look around everywhere, and everything looks fine. I go back to bed.

  • 9:00 AM - Knocking on the door. I scramble to get dressed and run downstairs just to see the oil truck drive away. I call them back and they say they’ll send the guy back out. I go downstairs to the basement to get a pair of socks. Half of the basement is filled with about an inch of water. So yeah, that sucks. We start moving stuff around to make sure nothing gets ruined.
  • 10:00 AM - Oil guy comes back and we get our oil. Work calls and apparently I was supposed to be in today. I check and it looks like I’d been going by next weeks schedule by accident, so now I have to go to work. Before going to work I run to the store and try to find a mop and they’re out, so I go to another store and they only have crappy mops but I get one anyway so I can mop stuff up when I’m off.
  • 11:00 AM - I’m at work. It’s insanely busy because of the storm knocking down cable lines etc. So yeah, it’s shaping up to be a fun day.

I hope you enjoyed that, because I know I didn’t.

i wish there was just one day where people would do things the way i tell them to.

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005

when i ask you if you have a router, i do not mean your cable modem. when i tell you to unplug your router, i do not mean your cable modem. do you understand what i’m saying? for all intents and purposes, your cable modem is not a router. thank you.