Archive for August, 2005

LINDA LIKES TO TALK ABOUT *ANYTHING*

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

linda has psychic powers. she knows what people are thinking and she knows what’s going to happen to them. linda knows young girls and women the best but she sometimes can see into the minds of young boys and other children. linda says that welfare thinks she’s a psycho but she knows it’s true that she has these powers and she can’t help it. all i can do is smile and nod with the occasional “uh-huh” thrown in for good measure. one thing is for sure, linda loves to talk, and if you really listen to what she says, it’s pretty crazy stuff. linda loves to talk about anything. it’s so true… so so sadly true…

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apparently i’m just jealous

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

i guess i’m just jealous of people who own a psp because i own a ds and claim to enjoy it. here’s some news: if i had wanted a psp, i would have bought one.

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my smell has not been made by the farts i have let but by the logs i have pooped

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

i think my body has decided to stop liking corn. maybe that’s it anyway. it shoots through me pretty fast tho, and when i don’t eat it i start crapping out solid again. the other day i ate two corn on the cobs and man the next morning it was like i had something living in my gut just trying to escape, it was like a full-blown explosion in the toilet. anyway, just thought you might want to know.

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