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Archive for 2005

controller controller revolution

Friday, September 16th, 2005

oh yeah, i gotta give myself points for the original post title! anyway, um, this is what i think about the revolution controller. i’m not sure what to think yet. i’d be lyoing if i didn’t say i was skeptical, but at the same time i’ve supported nintendo for a long time, and they just recently took something that sounded stupid with the ds and made it work really really well, so who knows, right? basically, if you really think about it it looks like a combination nes controller/zapper/power glove tilted on it’s side with an expansion port. will it work? i guess we’ll find out.

Tags: games, Nintendo, Wii
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lufia 2 sucks

Wednesday, September 7th, 2005

i have hated lufia 2 since the day it was released. it’s a terrible game and i hate it. the only people who like this game are people who enjoy looking at strange round heads. that’s not right, not right at all. lufia 2 sucks! i did a search on google for “lufia 2 sucks” and didn’t get any hits, well this is going to change all that soon enough! remember kids, lufia 2 sucks!

Tags: games, Nintendo, SNES
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LINDA LIKES TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

linda has psychic powers. she knows what people are thinking and she knows what’s going to happen to them. linda knows young girls and women the best but she sometimes can see into the minds of young boys and other children. linda says that welfare thinks she’s a psycho but she knows it’s true that she has these powers and she can’t help it. all i can do is smile and nod with the occasional “uh-huh” thrown in for good measure. one thing is for sure, linda loves to talk, and if you really listen to what she says, it’s pretty crazy stuff. linda loves to talk about anything. it’s so true… so so sadly true…

Tags: rant
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apparently i’m just jealous

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

i guess i’m just jealous of people who own a psp because i own a ds and claim to enjoy it. here’s some news: if i had wanted a psp, i would have bought one.

Tags: DS, Nintendo, rant
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my smell has not been made by the farts i have let but by the logs i have pooped

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

i think my body has decided to stop liking corn. maybe that’s it anyway. it shoots through me pretty fast tho, and when i don’t eat it i start crapping out solid again. the other day i ate two corn on the cobs and man the next morning it was like i had something living in my gut just trying to escape, it was like a full-blown explosion in the toilet. anyway, just thought you might want to know.

Tags: rant
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creepy posts

Monday, July 11th, 2005

it’s not cool to make creepy comments and freak out my wife, because she is very special to me and i don’t like that sort of thing. so don’t do it anymore, ok? good.

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you know what’s funny?

Monday, July 4th, 2005

the funniest thing on earth is self important people who think they actually have something to say on their blog, when in reality everyone just laughs at how important they think they are. take me for example, the only person who reads my blog is my wife and i know it, so i don’t really care what i say here. i could rant on about how scientology is a scam started by a burnt-out sci-fi author and how hilarious it is that famous people actually get sucked in by it on a regular basis, but what’s the point? everyone else already said it about 350 times over or more. i think the more important issue is that i had some pretty bad gas this morning and when casey walked into our bedroom she had to deal with it. in the end though, i thought it was pretty funny. i mean she asked me what time it was and i responded with a big fart. what could be better than that?

Tags: rant
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a note to the elderly

Monday, June 27th, 2005

if you are relatively old, do not buy an rca television. rca guide plus is an evil invention created with the sole purpose of confusing the elderly.

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wanna know something?

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005

some people are rotten human beings and deserve to be treated as such. i think that’s pretty funny myself. also, video killed the radio star. or something.

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the wonderful world of email scanning

Friday, May 27th, 2005

here’s a story for you.

once upon a time this dude went out and bought a computer. so he took it home and it came with a 3 month trial of norton antivirus. so he uses it for 3 months, and when it expires he decides he doesn’t want to pay to continue using norton, so he downloads avg and installs that. heaven forbid a virus enter this “brand new” computer so he makes sure that windows firewall is turned on, as well as norton’s, email scanning options for both norton and avg are enabled, and just to make sure that everything is fine he decides to get the free version of zone alarm and click no to every alert that pops up. ah yes, his system is secure and nothing will be attacking him! hey wait, why can’t he check his email? norton never caused him any problems before! whatever could be wrong?

it’s a sad tale that is truer than anyone could ever imagine, and i hear it at least 5-6 times a day.

Tags: rant
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