i’d forgotten over the years…
Saturday, May 19th, 2007the wii has reminded me… ninja gaiden == frustration
Archive for the ‘Blog’ Category
huh? what?
Wednesday, April 4th, 2007i gotta do something with this mess of content.
woops.
dslinux is fun
Saturday, March 31st, 2007i’m posting this message using links on my ds. oh yeah, the 1337ness of it all is overwhelming.
look! i’m posting on my blog!
Thursday, February 8th, 2007i have pretty much nothing new to say! i want final fantasy 6 advance! grr!
loud blaring fart
Friday, September 1st, 2006this phrase doesn’t show up on google, so maybe now it will. oh yeah.
peter cullen is optimus prime
Saturday, July 22nd, 2006this is the 2nd best news of the year, after the birth of my new son on june 8 who is too important for this blog of course.
9 years
Monday, May 29th, 2006yeah, this page has been online for 9 years. hahhahaahahahhaahhaha… even though for most of them i haven’t done anything with it… i bet it’s still older than your stupid website. hahahahhahhahahhahahhahhaaha!!!!!
ds motherboard
Friday, May 12th, 2006well it’s been a little while since i up and broke my ds. i finally got a new motherboard and i’m going to try putting it in when i get off work tonight. hopefully all goes according to plan. wish me luck!
i’ve had an epiphany
Tuesday, April 25th, 2006i’m the most important person in the world. i’m so cool that it makes you look like a fool. oh yeah. the only thing better than me is nothing. i’m the man. oh yeah. i’m so cool that my armpits don’t even stink. it’s more like smelling some sort of demented banana split than an armpit. i’m so great that when i doodle in a notepad it instantly turns to gold and is worth millions of dollars. when i fart, the smell is completely imaginary. there is no stink, it’s just in your head. when i step in dog crap, it instatly sprouts flowers and attracts butterflies and bumblebees, and then they crosspollentate the flowers and the bees produce the sweetest honey your lips have ever tasted. oh yes, i am just that cool. the other day i saw an old lady trying to cross the street, but she had no legs, so i actually built a set of robotic legs so she should walk across the road by herself. she was pretty pleased with me for being so nice. i’m a very nice person, and i’m really humble too. i never brag about the good things i do for people. i cured a dying boy of cancer just because i wanted to be nice. his parents gave me a millon dollars as a reward and i split it between every charity in the world because i am just that good. i’ve personally fed every starving child in every third world nation at least twice, and i’ve seperated conjoined twins with microscopic precision using just my laser beam eyes. everyone reading this should be honored that they actually get to hear my thoughts and feelings. if you don’t feel honored, you’re very ingrateful, because i don’t have to share myself with all of you. you should feel humbled in my presence because i am just that cool. if you don’t believe it, then you’re wrong, and that’s all there is to it.
hoorah
Monday, April 10th, 2006some fedex dude showed up at the door with a box today. it was a lego set because of some random contest that my wife won. so i ended up getting it, and i built a jeep. oh yeah, that’s pretty cool. also, i bought a gameboy micro on the weekend because the price went down on them. it’s actually pretty cool. it rocks for taking to work and stuff because it’s so small. the screen is really really nice too, makes me wanna play a bunch of my old games again. i also have a strange urge to play pokemon for some reason but i don’t have any of the gba pokemon games. um, yeah, that’s about it. i painted the nasty blue shelf in my computer room. it’s brown now and we’ll probably put some books on it. peace out homeboy.